-keepsmiling:

One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.

(via crazybe-you-tiful)

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here
skip-this-time:

www.skip-this-time.com follow for more
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

"Nobody drinks a bottle of vodka for fun, and that’s a damn fact."

- The most sober thing a drunk person could say (via missinyouiskillingme)

(Source: whispering-secrets-and-smoke, via annieodonoghue)

"I hope they ask about me & I hope you tell them you fucked up."

- (via trueheroinex)

(Source: flyingwithoutwings21, via annieodonoghue)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here
hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here